Steve Patrick Adams – Comedian

If You’re Not Going to Ride Safe…

When I was about five, I witnessed one of the most incredible feats accomplished by any individual ever: a man riding his bicycle while eating two hot dogs at the same time. The image stuck with me throughout my life and has always been the most pointless accomplishment I wished to achieve.
A couple nights ago I found myself with a slice of pizza, a bike, and a short trip home. The man with the hot dogs came to mind and I worked up the courage to ride my bicycle down my street while eating the pizza. It felt more profound than many actually important things I had done in my life and so I wanted to share that experience with others via this self portrait.

self-portrait-on-a-bycicle

3 Responses to If You’re Not Going to Ride Safe…

  1. D.J. says:

    With a helmet on though? Double hot dog man would laugh right in your safety-valuing face.

    If he were alive.

  2. Tom says:

    I think your seat height is too low….

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