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Steve Patrick Adams – Comedian

Moustaches and Crime

The stigma towards moustaches is slowly evaporating, but not soon enough (see: picture of me). That said, there still exists a relationship between what type of moustache you have and where you stand in relation to the law.
For your amusement this info-graphic accurately places all the variations of moustaches on a continuum. You can thank me come Movember, when you need to decide what kind of creep you want to be.
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Stand-up Comedian, webcomic maker and video producer